The Scumbags empty out the fridge and get Nog-drunk on a loosey-goosey New Year's episode. Danny suggests an appointment "Apartment" viewing for the gang to ring in the new year. Ashley grants the boys serenity and a fresh death quilt with her hilarious (?) scary story. Who will be deemed a good Lang? Who will Syne off for the night? Is there a God? Wait, sorry, different podcast. Tune in to find out the answer to the first two questions!