Something has changed within us, and we’re feeling, dare I say…giddy? Happy to be alive? Maybe it’s the crispy fall air, but in this week’s episode, Blake and Heather giggle their way through the public backlash of Tay Tay’s Life of a Showgirl (more like Life of a Toddler in a Tiara, amirite). And how, in the famous words of Mother God Chris Fleming: Taylor Swift is the “spokesperson for those who haven’t achieved orgasm.”
Anywho, Heather’s staying young by rage baiting Swifties, Blake is living for the Young Republicans’ leaked group chat, no one understands 6 7, and we all feel 67 years old as a result, and The Hunting Wives is…good? Funny? Sexy? We’re not sure, but the wigs are VERY BAD. We also discuss the benefits of mewing, Blake’s mom’s favorite ladies on the “I’ve Had It” podcast, a surprising number of country music stars, THAT sex scene in Brokeback Mountain and how to avoid bottom allegations, Gen Alpha’s Dadaist humor, and the millennial flat tummy/low rise pants to foodie pipeline.
Speaking of eating, we have a very special opera camp guest Depression Meal submission this week, Heather continues to test the limits of their colon and dignity, and Blake will NOT get groceries, but he WILL have it his way at BK. Multiple times a week. Submit your Depression Meals and Q&A with Queer and Gay questions to keepmeyoungpod@gmail.com or @keepmeyoungpod!
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