Well, it’s been a week. And Blake and Heather are officially bi for each other. Bi-coastal, baby!! Viewers will get to see Blake’s NYC and TX bedroom backgrounds in this ep and listeners will not notice a difference at all!
Blake is staying young in the aftermath of the Ch*rlie K*rk/Tr*mp/Jimmy Kimmel/Disney will-they-won’t-they chess game. It really does go all the way to the top. And Heather is literally aging so much they’re watching boomer reality TV now. And LOVING IT. Will Pokémon save us from a civil war? Please???
We stave off The Dread by gabbing about Mormon Wives (again), Glee (again), America’s MAGA Sweethearts aka Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Anna Delvey and those poor bunnies, and that time a bunch of celebrities cured COVID by singing Imagine in lots of different keys.
We are not doctors and therefore cannot speak on the health risks of Blake’s hot tub depression meal. Please do not attempt. He is a trained professional. Heather tried to find god in a grocery store hot bar, but only found gas. Shoutout to Ravyn for the …inspirational? DMM submission.
Our theme song “Old” is written and performed by the band pop kiss, fronted by Nicole and Sydney Patrick
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@niconeeek
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