It’s just me and Aaron tonight, and we’re coming in hot with a full-blown firestorm of dark humor, uncomfortable truths, and wildly irresponsible takes. If you came here for nuance... well, buckle up anyway.
We talk:
Gaza, Israel, and the fine art of bombing civilians
Trump as the 1996 Rockies: all offense, no defense, zero improvement
Why the A’s and Rockies are slowly killing our baseball joy
Jack Wilson’s kid and his beautiful, bat-to-ball OCD madness
Snake bounty scams in colonial India (seriously)
The British Empire’s ongoing legacy of chaos
Germany rearming—because what could possibly go wrong
Why the Dems think Eric Swalwell can win back the bros
Pride Month pullbacks, press secretary takedowns, and government gaslighting
And of course: racism should be specific, genocide should be vague
Plus: dark jokes, book titles, and geopolitical rants that'll either get us canceled or invited to testify before Congress.
Timestamps:
00:00 – Welcome back, idiots
03:50 – Trump, baseball, and existential disappointment
11:40 – OCD in the batter’s box: Jack Wilson Jr.
17:30 – Cobra farming and British colonial brilliance
25:00 – Gaza, genocide, and hot takes we probably shouldn’t say
37:45 – Remilitarizing Germany for the third act
46:10 – Left-wing bros and the cringe rebrand
54:20 – Pride Month gets de-gayed
1:06:40 – Oakland sucks, Denver’s broke, and everything’s dumb
1:22:00 – Targeted racism, untargeted war crimes
1:30:00 – The book title writes itself: You Gaza Be Kiddin Me
Listen now before the State Department does.
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