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-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, and we are it. Let's act like it.

-MOUNTAINS, GANDALF!!! takes on a decidedly different meaning.

-President Trump refers to particular, mostly people of color-populated countries as "shitholes," and the veneer of "this isn't about race" washes straight off.

-YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE. HUG YOUR CAT. HIDE YOUR KIDS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

-Apple users have something useful to celebrate for the first time since that Coldplay ad stopped airing.

-New Years resolution: getting Facebook to give a fuck about propaganda.

-Surprise, bitch! takes us to Germany and the Midwest. We ask how they like their dirty talk.

And in today's After Dark:

-Andrew gets gross on us. Again. #RegularDick

-The Tide Pod challenge has us reliving our dumbest moments and revealing our worst life choices in a game of 2 Truths 1 Lie.

-BREAKING NEWS FOR THE HP FANDOM. We learn who was behind the infamous Acid Quill, and who was responsible for outing Andrew.
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