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It's a big one this week โ€“ Mr P is officially 40! ๐ŸŽ‰ After celebrating with a spa day in the Lake District, he reflects on hitting the big 4-0, while also dealing with the chaos of a wasp invasion at home ๐Ÿ. There's plenty of laughter as he shares how his own kids brutally roasted him with some hilariously savage personalised birthday cards ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜‚. The episode also marks another major milestone: seven years since the very first Two Mr Ps in a Podcast episode was released! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

The lads dive into a hilarious YouGov poll revealing Britainโ€™s most offensive swear words ๐Ÿคฌ so listener discretion is advised, sparking plenty of debate over which words deserve top spot. There's also discussion around teenagers, swearing, and whether The Inbetweeners is ever appropriate family viewing ๐Ÿ‘€. Spoiler alert: it definitely isn't!

The episode also features a special segment of unpopular opinions ๐Ÿ”ฅ, with plenty of controversial hot takes shared between Mr P and Adam ๐ŸŽค.

On the school front, thereโ€™s more madness with a jaw-dropping true story about a student smuggling a penguin ๐Ÿง (and a pig ๐Ÿ–!) back from a zoo trip. The Mr Ps also share the most outrageous parentsโ€™ evening confessions, including a truly wild encounter involving substances in the car park ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ, and an SLT member making the most bizarre public move youโ€™ll ever hear during an assembly ๐Ÿซ.ย 

Finally, the Mr Ps remind everyone that tickets for their upcoming live tour ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ are now available at 2mrpspodcast.com/live ๐Ÿ“ฑ, and dates are already selling out. As always, listeners are encouraged to send in their school stories anonymously through the website โœ‰๏ธ, join the Facebook group for more laughs ๐Ÿ˜‚, and follow the Mr Ps across social media ๐Ÿ“ฒ for updates, extra content, and general teaching chaos.

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