Was it all a blue-bathwater fever dream? Don't suggest that to Honeybeard!! He can only sleep at night by knowing John Wisdom's last meal was a modestly-delicious discarded (tuna salad?!) sandwich. Does Chinese food really taste better out of those white to-go boxes with the red pagoda on the side?? Kerry desperately needs to know! As an aside- how erotic is making your tongue imitate a windshield wiper on someone's ear drum?! Maybe we need to get out more. (Just so you know, 13 is Kerry's favorite number.)
