On FRIENDS AND RIVALS Episode 10, We walk you through the bottom half of the NHL's Masshole Mutual Eastern Division! The Rangers finally figured out a way to beat the Penguins. Their magic formula? Ranger on Ranger violence! A-oh...oh-A...Tony is in some trouble! Nick tells us why extra hockey has not been a good thing for the Islanders this season, and also gives us a fashion review! Bill speculates about what made Jim Rutherford leave the Penguins, and why Evgeni Malkin is as useless as a Mike Milbury...um...what's a good idiom to use here?...well actually he's just as useless as Mike Milbury. Steve breaks the news about the New Jersey Devils shutting down because they really can't play with 5 healthy players unless they are in the 4 on 4 beer league at Inman. FRIENDS AND RIVALS is a perfect 10! And we're way hotter than Bo Derek.