It's FRIENDS AND RIVALS EPISODE 13!
Wait, can we have Episode 13 or should we just go right to 14? Buildings don't have a "13th" floor. Flight numbers don't have a "13" in them. But we're young and daring, and are going to take our chances. What's the worst that can possibly happen? The Devils penalty kill gets WORSE? Not a chance! Artemi Panarin takes a leave of absence from the Rangers because the Russians report that 8 years ago he kicked a puppy? Not going to happen! The NHL announces that the Islanders are only playing the Penguins for the rest of the season? No frickin' way! Sidney Crosby's fake girlfriend is exposed? No sir! These things could never come to pass just because we have 13 episodes. It's not unlucky. It's just a baker's dozen of FRIENDS AND RIVALS and you're lucky to have us.
