Top o' the marnin' to ya! It's the sweet 16th episode of FRIENDS AND RIVALS!
And let's smoothly transition to what the episode is about...right...NOW! What should we do about the deaf, dumb, and blind referees and linesmen? They can't even play a mean pinball. Will the Islanders ever lose again? Oh wait they did last night. Will the Penguins ever lose again? Oh wait they did last night, but at least Brandon Tanev knocked Jared Tinordi into next week. Will the Devils ever win again? Oh wait, they did last night. Will anyone ever care what the Rangers do whenever they play next? Nah. It's Sweet 16 episodes, and it's Britney bitch! On FRIENDS AND RIVALS EPISODE 16!