"The results are in and Donald, you are NOT the president." Crowd cheers. Alex is back after a little vacation from politics to deliver his own extremely divisive victory speech for angry lefties everywhere, rubbing the majorly yuuuge loss into the splotchy red, tear-stained faces of devastated conservatives after four years of being mocked for believing in human rights. Conservatools need to sit down, it's Biden's America now.
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