Former governor of Minnesota and now a 10,000-year-old alien law enforcer, Abraxas (Jesse Ventura), is doing his “best” to apprehend Secundus (Sven-Ole Thorsen) because he’s running around Earth trying to impregnate women for a child to produce the Anti-Life Equation. It’s the path to immortality! After Secundus puts his hand on the first woman’s stomach he sees, we have a baby! 5 years later, after this child has grown a bit, these alien goons are back at it on Earth – lots of running through the woods. There are some useless officers with pointless backstories. Secundus orders breakfast. Sonia (Majorie Bransfield) develops feelings that no one cares about. RTS makes sure to disable their Answer Boxes because they want to party. La-Mar and Jeremy make sure no one will harm the Culmator. Our world depends on it. Or it doesn’t. Everything is unclear here. The only thing you might need to guard against is this film.
