The 80s! What a time to be alive! Technological innovations were regularly being introduced to the public. This includes some sweet kill-bots. We mean security bots. It’s cool! Don’t worry about it. What better place to showcase these than a mall run by sex-crazed teens who can do anything they want? It’s a recipe for fun! When a lightning storm strikes, it converts these adorable droids into cranky death machines. Your security badge isn’t going to help you now. Ferdy Meisel (Tony O’Dell) just met someone special, Allison Parks (Kelli Maroney), and he’s OG Cobra Kai, so he strikes first. Mike (John Terlesky), who is also Deathstalker, sets up a furniture store sex party. It’s all strange. The robots are now on the loose! These metal fuzzies are going to laser beam your heart strings. Beep! Beep! Boop! RTS wanders the mall barefoot at night and contemplates life. La-Mar marvels at the mall’s wood paneling and plush red carpets. Emilio makes his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut after taking care of some of this robo-trash. See ya at the food court. We do hope you all “have a nice day.”
