Buyer beware in this story! A biker gang kills an occult leader trying to summon a demon. This demon then fuses itself into a motorcycle (duh!). Noddy (Neil Morrissey) purchases this motorcycle from a friend (for a questionable price). It becomes quickly apparent that this bike is an evil vampire demon force that thirsts for blood. Noddy just wants to fondle his girlfriend Kim (Amanda Noar) and have a good time at the local pub. It’s not going to happen! Inspector Cleaver (Michael Elphick) and his garlic breath will be checking into all of this. RTS teams up with Priest (Anthony Daniels) to fight the forces of evil and to decipher “the binary language of moisture vaporators.” Jeremy does things with a crossbow that will tantalize and haunt you. La-Mar causally watches a group of jocks explode at the gym. Collin successfully orders and receives the coveted bag of crisps. Rami gets a galaxy of garlic prawns. “Three prawns are hardly a galaxy.” At least the garlic helps! After this flick, let’s all grab a bite to eat.
