This week we start a new segment where we read 4 stories and try to guess whether they are real news or fake. We had a lot of fun making this one folks. We hope you enjoy it!
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#1
Woman ends up in hospital, after eating too many beans to sell farts.
A social media star was hospitalized after eating a diet of yogurt, eggs, and beans. She thought she was having a heart attack,but it turned out to be a dangerous build up of gas from her gas induced diet.
The actress made over 200k dollars in 2 months selling her farts online. She shipped them around the world from her adult website to fans. She was making 50k a week doing this.
#2
Florida couple pulled over for driving erratically on I 75 near Tampa.
A Florida couple were pulled over while on Interstate 75 outside of Tampa, the vehicle they were traveling was vering all over the road, changing lanes erratically.Hitting speeds upto 48 mph! FSHP Trooper Jack Lehman said; I wasn't sure what was going on at first since the vehicle was traveling so slow. I first assumed they were under the influence of something but, after getting the driver pulled over,and walking up to the car I noticed the occupants were elderly. Actually 95 and 93 years old. Alvin and Barbara Wycheck from Clearwater, Florida. After asking for a driver's license and being told I lost that 20 years ago, sonny. I don't drive that much he says, and come to find out he’s legally blind and can only see 3 feet in front of him. So his wife Barbara tells him where and when to turn and stop. It’s been working for the last 20 years, he says. Luckily no one was hurt. He was cited for not having a valid operator's license, endangerment to the public, and erratic driving. Trooper Lehman said .
#3
APPARENTLY WE NEED TO REMIND FOLKS NOT TO PUT POPCICLES IN THEIR VAGINAS!
There was a report out warning women not to put popsicles in their vaginas to cool down during the heatwave in that country was having. Doctors were warning women of this, saying that there is very sensitive tissue in that area and it would be very harmful to themselves. Though it would sound like an easy way to cool down, way more harmful than good ladies. There were even people trying to put them in condoms for protection, you know, from sticking to their skin in that area. So ladies the Doctors say NO NO NO!
#4
FLORIDA MAN SUSPECTED OF USING PRIVATE PLANE TO DRAW GIANT RADAR PENIS!
A mystery pilot had drawn a penis on the radar flight path, using his small plane. There's an app that lets you look at live time and see the flight paths of all aircraft. Obviously this man was watching it. He drew a perfect penis over the Orlando area.
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