Cantaloupes are back to killing people again! Naw, they just make you really sick. Sam Altman is out as OpenAI CEO, and they brought in a woman of color, Mira Murati. Sounds about right. Taylor Swift is honored for her Brazil tour by putting a huge shirt on their Christ the Redeemer statue and God quickly fires back by a fan dying in the concert from it being too hot and lack of water. That's an old school god right there, no mercy.
