Rest in peace to the great Pee Wee Herman, Mr. Paul Ruebens. Taught me that it was ok to masturbate as long as there are circumstances. People are trying to sue Taco Bell for fake advertising, but shoot I think you get the most bang for your buck from them then anywhere else. Blue blood from the horseshoe crab is valuable now I guess, and a Chinese zoo is said to have a person cosplaying as a bear in the zoo. They should hire that dude who spent millions to look like a border collie. BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
