Let's talk about how that Lauren Boebert was acting like a horny teenager watching a play and got kicked out for looking sexy and vaping during Beetlejuice. Also, the U.K. is not saying ok to letting chick-fil-a because of the gays. No way! I can spit fire, check out those bars. Also, the U.K. is banning the American Bulldog from the country because they're too mean. Wow, y'all are acting like a bunch of cigarettes. Finally, I talk about Taylor Swift being a succubus woman demon and sucking the life force out of dudes to fuel her creative talent. Makes sense, doesn't it?
