The Russians are turning on each other! That's really "putin" them in a scary situation, huh? More trains are derailing here in America, you have a baseball team in hot water for loving bacon, a wife leaving her husband for having an aneurysm, and Bam Margera is loose in Las Vegas! Oh yeah and Elvis might have felt guilty of being with underage girls... but I'm pretty sure he felt more guilty of eating all that food that made him constipated.
