My pug is lucky to be alive after my stupid street dog attacked her. Lana Del Ray is looking good in a Waffle House waitress outfit, my fantasy. Young Thug is still in trouble, maybe he should try a name change. Spotify is going up one dollar a month, and this isn't the price is right so that sucks. Finally, tourists are getting fined for taking selfies with dingoes in Australia. Stay away from all the animal in Australia, they are ALL dangerous.
