I live most of my life in a chair.
I eat there. I work there.
But I don’t sleep there.
The chair, it suits me,
Except when I want some exercise
Or to take a drive, or a dip in the lagoon
With friends and loved ones near.
Some dig ditches or some hang from poles in the air,
But not for me. For me, you see,
My life is best spent
In a chair.
