Each Christmas Jackie sends a newsletter to apparently every “Earth Dweller” touting her family as the best EVER! with such accomplishments as a pre-teen Harvard student and a husband who gets trophies for kicking pre-teens in the face. And every year newsletter recipient Charlotte wishes she could prove Jackie’s wonderful life is a lie built on clip art and discount dreams. But when an adorable tyke and the Christmas miracle of no one texting anyone EVER! bring their two families together…Charlotte loses her goddamn mind as accusations fly, boundaries disappear, vacuum cleaners explode, Cheetos are repelled, and no one EVER! takes off their snow boots when they go inside.
"Christmas Rap" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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