God (finally!) wraps up his long-winded presentation on top of Mount Sinai. Meanwhile, spurred on by the forceful head of the Hebrew Complaint Brigade and some short-term memory loss, the people demand that Aaron make a weird-looking statue of a baby animal for them to worship. Moses literally breaks up their party and administers some hardcore punishment, which is followed by a plague from God and a massacre by the jeans-clad tribe of Levi. Moses then leaves the disgusting ruins of the camp to attempt to coax God out of the closet. (Exodus 30:11-34:35)
