The Guys discuss the "Butt Crack Bandit" modus operandi sweeping the nation, the cancelling of a 4th of July Parade in lieu of other celebrations, leading to the discussion on whether Independence Day has been relegated to a "White's Only" Holiday in today's socially segregated America, and how the premise alone flies directly in the face of the ideals that America stands for. Independence Day is the celebration of an idea, that one day we will form a more perfect union and wholly deliver on the promise made that ALL men are created equal.