Ready for your goat to get got? Well Dave is ringing in 2020 with 5 goat related news articles as Marks and Max try not to get their goats got. I refuse to believe that phrase actually is used. Please help me prove this.
Topics include: Goat armed robbery, sex goats ain't scared, pistol whipping passengers, pig goat bonding, goat sacrifice.
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