Open on Detectives George Radcliffe and Linda Hand at a crime scene.
RADCLIFFE: What do we have here?
OFFICER: Looks like an episode on Crime TV. And a quadruple decapitation.
He looks at the bodies. All of their heads are missing.
HAND: Looks like these jokers really lost their heads, didn't they?
Radcliffe uses a pair of tongs to extract a phone from one of the victims pockets. He unlocks it and goes to their podcasts app.
RADCLIFFE: And it looks like their podcasts too.
HAND: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
RADCLIFFE: I think so...
BOTH: ...the #SNOTBOYZ.
HAND: Hosts of the podcast where they take a hard look at the world around us and fix it. Also, they decapitate people four at a time.
RADCLIFFE: I heard that if you have any suggestions for future episodes, you can go ahead and tweet to them at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop them a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
HAND: Hmm.
RADCLIFFE: Dear god, there's a a special thanks carved into this one's chest. It's to Dick Wolf.
HAND: Those sick bastards.
