This week, we're ditching the commitment-phobes and diving headfirst into the glorious, messy, and occasionally questionable world of being a SEASONAL HOE — and making the case for freedom, fun, and not having to explain your life choices to anyone until September. Because let's be real, when the weather warms up, so do our… options. We’re here to dissect the art of the no-strings-attached summer. We're getting into:
🤷♀️ So, what actually qualifies as a "seasonal hoe"? Is it a body count? A state of mind?
😬 How do you navigate the delicate dance of casual without someone (usually you) catching feelings and ruining everything?
😎 Why is embracing your inner warm-weather wanderer actually kind of amazing?
🎒 The contents of our highly essential "hoe go bags."
Think less first-aid kit, more… tools for strategic encounters.
