- There are no more monsters because matt killed them all
- Keynan has literally never said his name correctly
- We have nothing against skeletons but large sections of the gun loving internet does
- Owen has trouble pronouncing vagina butt loaf
- Snowflake awkwardly ejaculates that he needs a job
- Shout outs to michael blessmore
- Keynan kickflips over his new name
- Happy hanukkah
- We finally talk about metro
- Star trek timelines is bad, says owen who recently spent $20
- Rene OBBERJONUS was on mash
- The big hit isn’t that great
- Owen commits thought crimes playing factorio with old saves “no i saved it”
- Everything played owen
- Warframe with a controller is fine
- Fallout 4 vr: ghost simulator
- Owen wants to scroll wheel over to a grenade.
- I killed everyone in the himmapan hotel
- Hitman real good
- R6 siege is a real good game and it just gets better
- They are not holograms. They are volumetrics displays. EAT THAT SHIT KEYNAN
- There are three slows in the game keynan BOOM. I DON’T EVEN PLAY THIS GAME
- The mysterious stranger is bullshit now. He was bullshit before too, just for different reasons
- Keynan “i want to murder four teenagers” SJW_SNOWFLAKE
- Dead by daylight is one of the only games i like to watch on stream
- METRO 2044 redux
- Russia was founded in 2014
- Maybe they’re neo nazis? People have those. Nope
- How many times has matt said that to keynan
- Nukaler wintner
- Just fucking end already game
- Set piece blitz
- Every bullet has to count brah
- Zero feedback for my boolets
- Cloud of angry miasma
- Chapstick didn’t know about the melee button because game is bad at telling you shit
- MAI NEYME IS BOOREBAHN
- This game does do immersion pretty good
- What is russian game design? Trains? Slog?
- Guns should feel good in an FPS man
- The flamethrower is terrifying but not for the reasons you think
- P90x2012 is a good gun
- Discworld references. Simian librarians
- You aint follow the rules, neither do i
- Insert knife in gorilla face
- JUMP SCARES (eat shit game designers, video games ain’t movies)
- Those little rat things are annoying
- Oh yeah, inside sucks too
- This game does not have a coherent visual language and it sucks
- Dap to this game for having so many single use assets. Makes the world feel lived in.
- It is a shame that the ambitions the game can’t realize shine through so hard
- Ecosystem of only predators
- Chapsticks game broke right at the end. Highlarious game breaking repeatable bugs!
- Sparta is not a thing to aspire to folks
- The good ending requirements are horseshit
- Binary ending situations suck. Looking at you deus ex 3
- Gotcha game lectures. Go fuck yourselves
- Owen: “the music is stupid”
- Levels look good and believable
- Wipe your face off, feel better.
- Game has reach but no grasp
- NOT REAL GAME AWARDS
- Sue vee pleets
- 1 todd howards
- This game swings for the fences, i am cheering for them
- 1 brandon chungs
- 0 nina freemans
- I blocked that kid out of my memory. That sequence sucked.
- 2 simon viklunds
- 1 je sawyers
- 0 jeff bezos
- 0 tarn adams
- 0 jake solomons
- I am a very angry dude about this game
- 0 cardboard computers
- Wrestling got worse this week
- I am the iron dumbass
- I really actually do like screeds
- We’re gonna play FALLOUT 1
- Sam fisher versus
- Keynan says it doesn’t matter where this happens
- Arty yum
- Beat my meat eat the streak
