Title:
EP 584: Dick Soap and Dwarf Tossing
Join us for:
Brian’s exact showering process, down to how soap travels from groin to foot
The ongoing saga of Patreon transition and pleas for support
Celebrities who left us this week, including fake news about Theo Huxtable
Golf photoshops and corporate grooming shame
Buff Bagwell’s leg amputation and continued wrestling dreams
Lamine Yamal’s birthday bash dwarf controversy
Gwyneth’s scandalous confession about Ben Affleck
Astronomer CEO gets busted cheating at a Coldplay show
Listener voicemails (or the lack thereof)
And a heartfelt farewell to the Steve Miller Band’s summer tour
Patreon Bonus Segment:
Stick around for the Patreon-only bonus show where the guys go even deeper on the astronomer Coldplay affair, romantic disasters, and a real-world teabag scandal. Also, hear Ed’s recap of a Wu-Tang concert and why Young Dirty Bastard might be onto something.
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Segments & Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro / Patreon reminders
04:30 - Shower routines unravel (and get uncomfortable)
38:00 - Obituary round-up: From Theo to the oldest marathoner
1:02:00 - Sports: Buff Bagwell, golf Photoshop drama, dwarf tossing
1:22:00 - Voicemail drought & J-Stew Twitter updates
1:35:00 - Patreon-Only Show begins:
• Coldplay affair fallout
• Teabagging confessions
• Wu-Tang concert recap
• MRI chain mishap
• Steve Miller Band says goodbye?
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