Apple AI Failure is no longer debatable. Siri is years behind, HP blames AI while firing 6,000 people, and Google wants servers in space.
Apple helped invent the AI assistant category — so how did they end up this far behind Google and everyone else? We tear into why Apple’s AI strategy feels frozen in time, why firing your longtime AI chief looks less like confidence and more like panic, and why Siri can barely do more than set a timer in 2025.
Then we zoom out. HP says AI is the reason it’s cutting thousands of jobs. MIT claims nearly 11% of jobs are already replaceable. We argue about what’s actually being automated, what’s just corporate cost-cutting with an AI excuse, and why “AI replaces humans” is a dangerously lazy narrative.
And finally: Google’s plan to move compute into space. Solar-powered servers, Dyson sphere logic, broken physics, and the inevitable question — is this visionary… or completely unhinged?
If you still think Apple is “just waiting to get AI right,” this episode will irritate you. If you don’t, you’ll feel extremely validated.
⏱️ CHAPTERS
00:00 AI Tech News Breakdown – Cold open, AI hype fatigue & setting the stakes
02:45 Google Servers in Space – Orbital data centers, solar power & Dyson sphere logic
08:04 HP AI Layoffs Explained – 6,000 jobs cut, customer support automation & blame games
15:45 MIT AI Jobs Study – Why AI could replace 11% of finance, HR & logistics roles
24:12 Apple AI Failure – Siri years behind, AI chief exit & Apple vs Google
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