Nic Cage has to be a one upper kind of guy. He claims he remembers being in the womb.
Media members accused of stealing from Air Force One by the White House.
Trash from the International Space Station (ISS) crashed into someone's home in Florida.
I'm on vacation in Phoenix, Arizona and the travel was nuts... thanks to TSA for the pat down.
I went to a tiger show at a place called Out of Africa, and I ruined the show.
And I kissed a giraffe.
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