This week the Historians take a left turn into West Hollywood and do an exploratory research mission on our favorite Vanderpump kids! We try and assign a diagnosis on Kristen's behavior but come up short, we go gaga over Stassi and her uncanny ability to never be wrong, we truly regret not getting an invite to Scheana's dream wedding, and we decide who truly is the hottest guy in the cast (spoiler alert, it's Jax!).