This week the Historians are back in the Garden State and it wouldn't be a Jersey episode without a zebra-print fedora & a tacky party at Teresa's cold and unwelcoming mansion. We get to really dive deep into Caroline's kids' "problems", we certainly ask ourselves what the f*** is wrong with Danielle's breasts, and finally we answer the age old question: who REALLY wears the pants? Jaqueline or her daughter Ashley?
