(1992 - 2022) Marina Staunchly, the fiery incandescent ethno-centrist philosophy professor pawning off anti-South Carolina rhetoric to those poor college kids down near Charleston, was found dead last night along with a heap of her loyal fawning flip-flop-less followers. They will be remembered for their inability to compromise, their relentless dogged search for regional purity, and their solid relationship with their professors. Their funeral will be held on Tuesday: government ID required to enter, unless you work for Fox News. Certain states not allowed.
feat:
HANNAH GOLUB - Marina Staunchly
TRICIA CRIMMINS - Sarah / Professor Benoit
WILL KOLLER - Tucker Carlson / Principal Jones
JOHN GOODMAN - The Devil / Mirtha
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Lucille / Professor Sorbonne
music by GREG BERG
theme song by AARON SHAPIRO
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