(1995 - 2022) Clematis Pitch, local sorta nobody and daughter to that weird family that feeds animals to other animals then eats those animals, died yesterday in the arms of yet another therapist. Pitch was known for her love of duck rice rolls, her penchant for free range poultry, and for her aggressive dating tactics. Her maid of honor Tanya will be clucking out her eulogy on Friday - and her dad will be eating lizards in the corner - but you can pay tribute by donating to her craps fund on kickstarter. Next episode Thursday.
feat:
LUCY BLEHAR - Clematis Pitch
WILL KOLLER - Jesus Christ / Mark
JOHN GOODMAN - the Devil / Derek
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Tonya
On earth, you can catch Lucy Blehar on Twitter (@lucyblehar), TikTok and IG (@lucyblee). Her comedy show Titty Committee goes up on December 1st at El Cid - and you can also listen to her band BIG SIS (@big____sis).
theme song by Aaron Shapiro
