Alright, enough of this nonsense. Education is important so you all are going to learn some valuable lessons in this episode. Like how the Titanic was real and how to keep your horny toy poodle in check when he keeps knocking up all the bitches.
In Episode 59, hosts Alyce and Laura crack* open a glass of Pink Milk, pull up a chair and try to make sense of all the Star Wars happenings over the last two weeks.
- As they say in Mary Poppins, VOTES FOR WOMEN! Our listeners nominated us for Your Money Geek’s Star Wars Podcasts Awards. Help us get to the Top 10 by voting here!
- Alyce is healed and Laura is stoned and all is right with the world
- Release the Abrams cut? How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard! (via Reddit)
- No seriously, please don’t make that available anywhere
- It’s NOT a PHASE, MOM! This is who I AM! The High Republic, Phase I, Wave II is coming soon! What we’re excited about in this starwars.com article
- Titanic is old. The movie and, you know, the boat. This blows Laura’s mind.
- Mark your calendar, loser, it’s not like you’re doing anything else. There’s a virtual book launch event coming up and it’s not your mama’s Zoom meeting! Tune in April 29 for a conversation with Del Rey editor Tom Hoeler and author Timothy Zahn about Zahn’s new book, Star Wars Thrawn Ascendancy: Greater Good. Get a ticket here or upgrade that shiz to get an autograph from Zahn!
- Recap on Tap! Laura shares some thoughts on Genndy Tartakovsky’s Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003-2005)
- A message from Maggie: long time listener, first time emailer with a helpful tip you can find on Youtini.com
- We just knocked that Trivial Pursuit trivs out of the park! Yep. Try not to be jealous.
Helpful links referenced in this episode:
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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
