The turducken, popularized by legendary TV carnivore John Madden, is a favorite holiday tradition over at Instead Of HQ. Here's how it works: you take a chicken, the smallest of the fowl, and you ram it into a duck, the second biggest one, then you ram that whole package into a turkey, famously the most receptive of the game birds. Then, we're guessing, you ram the whole thing down your gullet. In this week's episode, Josh rams his turducken of vehicles straight to the ocean floor, while Tapan channels Wilhelm Wonka by sharing his Swiss chocolate, and Mike finally accepts how bad he smells.
Pairings: a tongue glove; more pints of Diet Coke than blood in your body; a sense of decency
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