Hey, kids! We have good news: Scammy Tammy’s finally getting some non-imaginary friends! You kids are into verisimilitude, right? Coming soon from the makers of Scammy Tammy, a brand new ragtag crew whose hearts are as big as their foreheads. Rock your friends’ worlds with HardDrumsJosh™, an adult paperboy who plays fake music on the internet. So lifelike! Show up to your next play date 40 minutes late with Tardy Tapan, and amaze your friends with his wide collection of closed-toe shoes. Peer Group Mike fits in with any crowd, including dogs. Order all three for the sky high price of $80 and we’ll include an exclusive action figure of America’s favorite mousedog, Jean Claude. HardDrumsJosh™ is a registered trademark of Galoob & Groomal Toys, LLC.
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