This week finds the boys pondering the intricacies of modern romance with 2019's Midsommar. When does being a bad boyfriend justify being drugged, stuffed inside a dead bear, and burned alive, after the most awkward intimate encounter of your life? Is the burden of magical thinking and the surrender of reason worth the elimination of anxiety and loneliness? Are psychedelics really that much more potent in the Swedish hills?
Alternate title: Theses rhymes with feces.
