If I were a boy… I would reimagine Beyonce’s song to mean something similar but with a focus on sticking my imaginary penis in jars of peanut butter. Other high-brow topics of today’s episode include:
- BrioGeo: it’s what I use for my hair.
- Fuckboi Theater: Quarantine Edition
- Playing audio from the moment I found out I was a sperm donor baby and still not being able to properly process it. Who needs therapy when you can rant on a podcast, huh?
- How do you stop having a terrible temper? Because I tried to help my boyfriend return his 116-pound toilet to the post office and lost my shit.
- Ten tips to tame your temper courtesy of the elite website, Mayo Clinic.
- Expressing appreciation for famous women who were known to have a bad temper like me.
- My ideal three-way as well as an Amazon River Dolphin’s apparent three-way
