The dawgs lament Nashville's absence from the MLS IS BACK Tournament, but find solace in their newfound Euro-snobbery.
A new sponsor threatens to send the fellas spiraling into the depths of insanity.
Donald learned a few new words ("Neoliberal," "SocDem,") so of course he insisted on discussing politics towards the end (sorry).
Were Nashville SC the victims of a conspiracy to reduce the number of the teams in the MLS IS BACK tournament to a multiple of 4? Is Christian Pulisic better than Messi and Ronaldo... combined? Will Donald declare himself an anarcho-Maoist?
The answers lie within.
