Welcome back to Hold My Baby, the parenting podcast where we love our kids deeply… and are absolutely exhausted by them.
In this episode, Erik and Kira tackle Disneyland chaos, stroller etiquette crimes, screen-obsessed children, video game addiction, and why 5:30 a.m. is not a reasonable time to play Roblox like a hedge fund manager. From leash backpacks (no), to stroller-sized teenagers (also no), to comedy audiences who demand to speak to the manager — this one is pure parental rage therapy.
We also get into:
* Stroller kids with mortgages
* Phones, babies, and losing faith in humanity
* Roblox, “admin abuse,” and digital capitalism for children
* Comedy audiences, offended strangers & automated apology emails
* Why comedy is like lactose intolerance — it’s not for everyone
If you’ve ever thought “Am I the bad guy here?” — congratulations, this episode is for you.
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