When Buddy Mann was younger, he sailed away with the Gods
He climbed the golden stairs; that were in his front yard
His best friend, her name was Thelma, and she wanted Buddy to stay
She told him that she wanted; to marry him someday
Buddy Mann reached for the stars, and landed up on Mars
Poor Thelma, he broke her heart, and landed up on Mars
He landed up on Mars, He landed up on Mars
Way up high in the stars, Buddy grew up fast
The Aliens taught him so much; that he was built to last
He perused the Martian jungles, searching for his Dad
Who had traveled there long ago, and his name was Hugh Mann
Buddy Mann reached for the stars, and landed up on Mars
Poor Thelma, he broke her heart, and landed up on Mars
He landed up on Mars, He landed up on Mars
Buddy Mann was stronger than, and more intelligent than any other form of Man
Alien Gods from our distant past, made sure that he was built to last
Buddy Mann, was more human than Hugh Mann, the traveler, Hugh Mann
Ancient Aliens gave him a plan, they said, “Go back to Earth and do all good you can,”
“Go back to Earth and do all good you can”
“Go back to Earth and do all good you can”
Buddy Mann reached for the stars, and landed up on Mars
Poor Thelma, he broke her heart, and landed up on Mars
He landed up on Mars, He landed up on Mars
Buddy came back to Earth, 20 years it had been
He fought for the poor and the needy and helped out Charlie Sheen
He vanquished the evil of greed, and brought peace to the land
Everybody was free, thank God for Buddy Mann
Buddy Mann reached for the stars, and landed up on Mars
Poor Thelma, he broke her heart, and landed up on Mars
He landed up on Mars, He landed up on Mars
