[Verse 1]
Scrolling bloodshot, dopamine crash,
Keyboard führers in a meme-flash.
"Do your research!"—but the research is trash,
A conspiracy stew made of hashtag ash.
Flat-earthers scream, vaccines are sin,
While the data rots in the digital bin.
Likes for Hitler, shares for pain,
The algorithm grins— "CLICK IT AGAIN!"
[Chorus]
Welcome to the network of the DUMB!
Where every lie gets a podium.
Science choked by a viral gun,
Truth is dead and the idiots won.
[Verse 2]
Influencer Nazis with a TikTok smirk,
Gaslight geometry— "It’s just a quirk!"
Quantum gurus sell cults in threads,
While fascists whisper inside your head.
"Freedom of speech!"—but the speech is wire,
A bot farm’s dream, a dumpster fire.
Deepfake prophets and placebo facts,
The chaos machine never clicks back.
[Bridge] (Cut-Up Spoken Word)
"Mask— hoax! —5G— cancer! —Hitler— dancer!
Climate— fake! —Punch— the woke! —Echo— CHOKE!"
(Glitch sounds, screams sampled from far-right podcasts)
[Chorus]
Welcome to the network of the DUMB!
Where every lie gets a crucifixion.
Darwin’s weeping in the code’s cold hum,
The monkeys type—REVOLUTION!
[Outro] (Distorted, repeating)
"You are the news now… YOU ARE THE NEWS NOW…"
(Fades into static, a lone voice whispers:)
"None of this is real—but here’s an ad."
