Lyrics:
YOU HAVE THE
COOL KIDS AND THE GOTH KIDS AND THE SMOKERS ARE CONCEALED
SMOKING CIGARETTES AND MAKING BETS WHERE NO ONE EVER YIELDS
THERE’S THE POPULARS AND POMPOUSOURS THAT POPULATE THE FIELDS
AND THEY MAKE UP ARE SCHOOL
YOU’LL FIND
LESBIANS AND THESPIANS AND ANY KIND OF FREAK
NOT THE FREAK IN WHICH YOU’RE THINKING BUT THE FREAK THAT’S KIND OF CHIC
THEY WON’T HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND A MAN OR MASK THEY’LL NEVER SEEK
AND THEY MAKE UP OUR SCHOOL
BUT I JUST WANT THIS SCHOOL TO TRY
NOT LEAVING ME WITH AN
ENDLESS SUPPLY OF SUPPLIES
WON’T THAT BE NICE?
A DAY WHERE I WON’T HAVE TO GUESS
IF MY TEACHER IS DEPRESSED?
THEY ARE PREACHERS MORE THAN TEACHERS WHICH IS
COMICALLY ABSURD, THINK
ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND IT CAN BE SUMMED IN A WORD
IT’S A PLACE WHERE ALL THE MISFITS AND THE SHITFITS CAN BE HEARD
AND YES THAT WORD IS SCHOOL
HAVE YOU
SEEN THE GEEKS AND SCHOLARS WITH THEIR COLLARS UP TO HERE
YOU CAN
ASK THEM FOR THE ANSWER BUT THE ANSWER YOU WON’T HEAR
CUS THEY’RE IN-TENDING AND PRETENDING THAT THE ANSWER ISN’T CLEAR
AND YOU
WANT TO HIT THEM NOW, BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU FEAR THAT A
PERMANENT EXCLUSION SENDS YOU BACK ANOTHER YEAR, AND YOUR
MUM AND DAD WILL BEAT YOU ONCE THEY’VE HAD SOME BEER
AND THEY’LL LAUGH AT YOU
OH IT’S SAD BUT TRUE
AND THEY PUT ME INTO THIS SCHOOL
