Lyrics:
Miss Gwin:
SCHOOL IS A PLACE FOR ALL TO GET ALONG
LEARN WHAT’S RIGHT OR WRONG, AND WHAT’S OK
THIS SCHOOL IS RUN WITH TENDERNESS AND CARE
IF YOU NEED SOME HELP WE’LL BE THERE
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL
PROBLEMS DEALT WITH GREAT AND SMALL
THIS IS A PLACE WE HOPE YOU’LL ENJOY
GWIN:
SO WHAT IS YOUR PLAN OF ACTION WHAT SUBJECTS DO YOU INTEND ON TAKING? OH I’VE GOT THE LIST RIGHT HERE
MICHAEL:
I WAS THINKING JUST THE ONE’S I’D DONE BEFORE
GWIN:
IMPOSSIBLE
HISTORY AND ENGLISH SHARE A SLOT
YOU’LL HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM ON WHICH ONE YOU ARE TO DROP
MICHAEL:
IS THAT HARDLY FAIR?
GWIN:
I KNOW I SAID WE CARE
BUT NOT ENOUGH TO CHANGE THE WHOLE TIMETABLE FOR YOU
GWIN: Is that Mr Trufel coming this way?
Gwin runs over to the other side of the stage to become Mr Trufel.
MR TRUFEL:
HEY MRS G
WHO IS HE?
DOESN’T MATTER I’VE JUST FOUND TWO KIDS FIGHTING IN THE HALL
COME ON COME QUICK, THEY’RE JUST OUTSIDE
ONE’S BEEN KICKED, AND HE’S GONNA CRY
Mr Trufel runs out the room, but comes back in as Mrs Gwin.
GWIN: You’re alright to stay here while I go see… I mean sort this out.
Michael nods.
Gwin turns around to become Mr Trufel.
MR TRUFEL: Come on!
Trufel turns to become Gwin.
GWIN: Okay.
MICHAEL:
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE THIS SCHOOL COULD BE GOOD
NOW I’M THINKING IT’S A SHIT HOLE
