Lyrics:
DAD:
HONEY PUT SOME MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE
WE’RE GOING TO A VERY FANCY PLACE
IT’S NOT THAT OFTEN THAT WE GET A BOOKING
OR A NIGHT WHERE YOU’RE NOT COOKING
COME ON DEAR WE REALLY HAVE TO GO
MUM:
IS THAT SO?
WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO STAY AT HOME
WATCHING TELEVISION ON MY OWN
WITH A GLASS OF WINE IN HAND TO DRINK
SOME TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR AND THINK AN
EVENING WHERE EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE
DAD:
IS THAT WHY YOU’RE STILL PUTTING YOUR EARRINGS ON
NOW HURRY UP WE’RE
GONNA BE LATE YOU KNOW THESE
PLACES DON’T WAIT IF WE’RE
ABSENT THEN OUR TABLE WILL BE GONE
MUM:
NO LISTEN DARLING
WE’LL BE THERE WITH SO MUCH TIME TO SPARE
NOW SHUT UP AND HELP ME PUT THIS NECKLACE ON
WHICH PLACE ARE WE GOING TO TONIGHT?
DAD:
OUR FAVOURITE PLACE THAT WE CAN GO AND HAVE A BITE
IT’S THE MANDOLIN BAY WHAT D’YOU SAY?
MUM:
IT’S OK, NO I LOVE IT DEAR WE REALLY HAVE TO GO
DAD:
COME ON HONEY LET’S GO FOR A LOVELY WALK
IT WON’T TAKE LONG TO GET TO THE RESTAURANT
IT’S GONNA BE DELICIOUS IF I CAN SAY
AT THE MANDOLIN BAY
LET’S STAY AT THE MANDOLIN BAY
WHERE EVERYTHING IS SWEET
WE’LL TURN GREY AT THE MANDOLIN BAY
AND BE GLUED TO OUR SEAT
AT THE MANDOLIN BAY WE’LL BE TOGETHER
TOGETHER JUST YOU AND ME
NO KIDS NO WAY
AT THE MANDOLIN BAY
MUM:
WE’VE GOT TO GET IN FIRST
DAD:
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I MADE A RESERVATION FOR TWO
MUM:
ARE YOU SURE?
DAD:
JUST ME AND YOU AND FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD, WONDERFUL FOOD
DINNER FOR TWO UNDER THE NAME EVANDOR
WAITER:
I’M SORRY SIR IT SAYS MR EVANDOR HAS A TABLE FOR THREE
DAD:
THEN IT’S YOUR MISTAKE NOT MINE
WAITER:
PLEASE SIR DON’T WASTE MY TIME, IF YOU HAVN’T GOT ANOTHER PERSON COMING HERE TO DINE, I’M AFRAID I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOUR TABLE
DAD:
NO IT’S MINE
THERE’S OBVIOUSLY BEEN A MIX UP SOMEWHERE, I KNOW THE ERRORS NOT MINE
MUM:
I THOUGHT YOU BOOKED THIS TABLE WEEKS AGO
DAD:
I DID AND VERIFIED IT TOO
I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS COULD HAPPEN
WAITER:
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
DAD:
IF YOU COULD HOLD THIS TABLE JUST FOR THIRTY MINUTES
I CAN FIND THE OTHER PERSON TO EAT.
DAD:
PLEASE JUST HOLD THIS TABLE FOR ANOTHER MINUTE
I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO BEG TO YOUR FEET
PLEASE I’M DESPERATE
SO VERY DESPERATE
DAD:
I’LL JUST MAKE A CALL QUICK
HELLO SON HOW YOU DOING?
HAVE YOU EATEN YET?
DAD:
GREAT THAT’S GOOD
IF YOU COULD WALK TO THE MANDOLIN BAY, CLEAR?
I KNOW YOU’RE WITH ALEX
BUT I NEED YOU HERE,
PLEASE GET HERE QUICK
MICHAEL:
DAD I’M ON IT
MUM:
WHO WAS THAT?
DAD:
THAT WAS MICHAEL
ALEX:
WHO WAS THAT?
MICHAEL:
THAT WAS DAD
WE HAVEN'T ORDERED OUR PIZZA YET
SO IT’S GOOD
ALEX:
NO IT’S BAD
MICHAEL:
NO IT’S GREAT BECAUSE I’M GONNA HAVE A BIG PLATE
ALEX I’M SORRY I’M ON MY WAY
TO THE MANDOLIN BAY
THERE YOU GET FOOD BEYOND COMPARE
WHERE EVERYTHING IS SWEET
SELL YOUR SOUL FOR A SPRING ROLL
EAT ALL YOU CAN EAT
MY DAD SOUNDED URGENT I’VE GOT TO GO OK?
TO THE MANDOLIN BAY
MUM:
WHERE IS HE?
YOU SAID HE’D BE HERE
WHERE IS HE?
DAD:
GOD THIS CAN’T BE?
HE’LL BE HERE
DON’T WORRY DEAR
MUM:
WHERE IS HE?
DAD:
THERE HE IS, WITH A MINUTE TO SPARE
SPEAKING OF SPARE CAN YOU GET US SOME RIBS?
NED:
HERE’S SOME COMPLIMENTARY BREAD
I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT
I’LL BE YOUR SERVER NED
HAVE YOU SOME DRINKS YOU’D LIKE TO ORDER
I’D BE HAPPY TO TAKE THEM NOW
DAD:
CAN YOU GIVE US JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES TO DECIDE?
WE HAVE JUST SAT DOWN YOU SEE
MUM:
I’M READY TO ORDER
MICHAEL:
ACTUALLY SO AM I
NED:
THEN I’LL JUST TAKE THEIR ORDER FIRSTLY
MICHAEL:
I’D LIKE A COKE, SCRATCH THAT A SPRITE
MUM:
I’D LIKE A MARGARITA PLEASE
MICHAEL:
MAKE THAT A DIET, AND WITH A STRAW
MUM:
MAYBE A LITTLE SEX ON THE BEACH
DAD:
DARLING PLEASE DON’T SAY IT LIKE THAT
MICHAEL:
IS THERE A WAY THAT YOU COULD MAKE MY SPRITE FLAT
NED:
YES, WILL THAT BE ALL
DAD:
NO SORRY TED
NED:
NED
DAD:
NED I’D LIKE A BEER
ANY THAT YOU HAVE IN HERE
NED:
SURE
MUM:
THAT YOUNG MAN SEEMED RATHER NICE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM A TIP
DAD:
GIVE THE FAMILY MORE THAN A MINUTE TO THINK
MUM:
OH HUSH NO BEHAVE...
