Lyrics:
MICHAEL:
SO HERE WE ARE NOW WITH THESE TWO
FOR MY SECOND TERM AT SCHOOL
THE PEOPLE THAT YOU SEE HERE ARE MY VERY BEST FRIENDS
ALEX AND SOPHIE, WELL THE LIST THEN ENDS BUT IT’S
FINE
THAT I’VE ONLY GOT THESE TWO
YOU SEE QUALITY'S A THING YOU SHOULDN’T OVER DO
YOU JUST HAVE TO DRAW THE
LINE
AND SAY TWO WILL DO ME GOOD
WHO NEEDS MORE THAN THAT, I WOULDN’T EVEN IF I COULD
THAT’S JUST MORE PEOPLE THAT
WANT YOU
TO LISTEN AND
HELP
JUST A LITTLE BIT OF HELP
EVERYBODY NEEDS SOME HELP
Sophie and Alex leave, Sophie becomes mum
MICHAEL: Uh… Where was I… Right, I suppose you’re wondering how I’ve adjusted to public education. Well I’d say I’ve done quite well. It’s not the school I’ve got a problem with. It’s my fussy mum.
Mum arrives.
MUM:
SO
MICHAEL
HAVE YOU GOT ENOUGH TO EAT FOR LUNCH?
MICHAEL
MICHAEL:
YES, I’VE GOT ENOUGH TO EAT FOR WEEKS
MOTHER
MICHAEL: Now stop fussing.
MUM:
BEFORE YOU GO
MICHAEL
MAKE SURE YOUR HOMEWORK IS ALL DONE
MICHAEL
MICHAEL:
HAVEN’T YOU GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO?
MUM:
NONE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU
NOW THAT I SEE YOU
GROWN SO TALL
EV’RY MOMENT
GREAT OR SMALL
IS WONDERFULL