DISNEY BAR NECESSITIES
The Disney Bar Necessities
The places you can rest at ease
Forget about the tour groups and the lines
Those Disney Bar Necessities
With alcoholic recipes
With a drink in hand you always will feel fine
I recommend you wander…to an Epcot bar
and take a minute to ponder…how many drinks there are!
At La Cava you’ll find me… having a drink, or two or three, so
Pull up a seat… and take a chance …
Try the margarita… rimmed with crushed black ants
Or maybe a shot or two….
My Kids: (It has Real ants?)
Haha, you better believe it!
And there’s a scorpion in that bottle over there
and you can eat it!
My Kids: (Now that’s just gross!)
Disney Bar Necessities we raise a toast to you.
A toast to you.
The Disney Bar Necessities
So many adults you do please
A sanctuary to stretch out and unwind
My Kids: (Yay Man)
Those Disney Bar Necessities
have Drinks and wings and chips and cheese
the best spots in Disney world that you can find.
Start your morning at Dawa…. have a Bloody Mary there
Then stroll over to Nomad… and buy some wings to share
My Kids: (to share?)(there’s only three!)
Tambu and Sams have mugs and mo-uh
Get a Lapu Lapu and an Uh-Oa
Now it’s time…. to hit the Springs
And go try all of the brand new things
Have I given you a clue?
My Kids: (We Stand with Boathouse!!)
My Kids: (That’s what Drunk@Disney would do!)
Aw, kids you know that’s true!
Disney Bar Necessities we raise a toast to you.
My Kids: A toast to you.
A toast to you... yeah!
