Awww get your Pith hats ready
We’re about to go into the 3 O’Clock Parade
Get yo Lapu Lapus, and yo Backscratchaaas
Drunk at Disney, Skippah Dickrichie… and Rhiannon. Like Shannon.
Let’s Go!
Kungaloosh, Viva Guya(sp?) and Hello
I’m here to tell you bout this brand new Disney podcast show
It’s not the same shit that you hear from Mr. Mongello
They make a drink, say what they think and let the comments flow
Not like the other vlogger blogger twitterazzi
Unique opinions that they’re givin to us all for free
Love, Hate and Shade man they equal opportunity
3 O’Clock Parade straight reppin on the Seven Seas
(Interlude)
Now the leader is Drunky the funky Tervis Junky
Sausage fest boat cruising never invite MrMonkey
Dawa Bar, Thirsty River drinking with the wildlife
Mrs DnD must be a very understanding wife
And we all know how he stands with the BOATHOUSE
They made him Honorary Captain cuz he does espose
About the quality of drinks and the asparagus
He’s ridin in Amphibicars and flippin off the rest of us
(Interlude)
Next up is the redhead Rhiannon
Co-author, straight shootin, vulgar dunken sailor cannon
Puttin up with the shit from the other two dum dums
Eye-rollin, lite-beer trollin, lovin all the tsum tsums
Her popularity is bigger than we all assume
Her fans are crashin in and parking in her living room
Apologies from Mr Monk - forgive that boy? Never!
I think it's time to hear from Mark. Your thoughts? Whatever.
(Interlude)
Raise a Disneyland Trader Sams Off Menu Drink Toast
Skippah DickRichie always brings it from the West Coast
Fillin the podcast with sexual innuendo
But he always goes hard in the end tho.. He’s
Pissed about an overlay
Fuck Disney putting Frozen over Norway,
Fuck Disney putting rocks all around the bay
Fuck Disney even more that I gotta pay uh
All that we want is to drink and to play
And the rides that we love are the the ones that should stay
if you can’t understand that just one little bit
Like Skippah Dickrichie says…. Fuckin’ Bullshit
(Interlude – Fade Out)
(Fade In – Disney Store Canada Signal)
Char, it’s Skipper Dickrichie. Char, are you there?
(Enter Char)
Shut the fuck up, It’s…
Char from the Great White North Muthafucka
Scarin Yankees make em all scatter forth muthafucka
Come at me I’ll wipe the floor with you here in the Disney Store
You see I just don’t give a fuck, I’m hundred percent real Canuck
Oh you thought that I was sweet like some Maple Syrup?
Bitch slappin’ Lady Liberty, yeah I’m fuckin her up.
And then I…
(Music Stops)
What’s that Philip? I’ve been on the store speakers this whole time?
Well, fuck.
(Enter Philip, in the background)
Still on the intercom!
(Char, happy as ever)
Till next time Skipper Dickrichie, this is Char from the Canada Disney Store!
